19 Oct Tips for Outdoor Sex
Sure, doing the deed in the Great Outdoors is often on many people’s big, bad, sexual taboo bucket list, but for those who live with family, roommates, or other restrictive situations, outdoor sex may actually be the more private option. Regardless of which category you may fall into, outdoor sex comes with plenty of advantages and benefits, especially now that the weather here in San Antonio is FINALLY cool enough to not make your body break out in an immediate sweat as soon as you step out of the air conditioning.
Of course, while there’s something to be said for hot, spur-of-the-moment sex, getting your groove on outdoors is something you should plan for, because in addition to checking the weather forecast, you want to be extra careful not to get caught and/or arrested, among other possible outcomes.
If you’re already decided that outdoor sex is in your plans—or you’ve already gone there but want to improve your game—consider the following tips to make the most of your outing. While, you know, keeping it safe, hygienic, and overall, fun, since that’s the whole point.
Rule #1: Location Matters
For most of those who who explore outdoor sex, the idea of getting naughty in nature is an exciting and exhilarating prospect—a way to try something new, a touch kinky, adventurous, and freeing with a partner.
While hitting the hiking trails with visions of sexual bliss might be alluring, we recommend starting closer to home if you’re an outdoor sex newbie — such as on your balcony or rooftop, or in your backyard under the night sky. Plus, some conveniently accessible props (like your patio furniture) might be more conducive to good times than getting your back or your stomach scraped repeatedly up against the bark of a tree or a rough rock.
Not interested in the idea of being quite that exposed? Try aiming for a little car or truck fun. Abandoned dirt roads and empty parking lots at night tend to be suitable. Just try to avoid more residential areas and the security cameras that accompany them. If you opt for a spot away from home, empty campsites, deserted beaches, and wooded areas at night are all contenders, as long as there aren’t people walking on by.
Ultimately, you’ll want to choose a spot that sparks your inner thrill, but with enough cover to give you the privacy you need to focus on the deed at hand.
Rule #2: Privacy and Consent are Key
It should go without saying, but we’ll say it anyway: be mindful of who might be able to see you. Regardless of whether the prospect of being watched turns you on or not, you’ll want to avoid involving non-consenting individuals. For example, if you’re on a balcony where your neighbors or their kids will have a perfect view of your naked bits and grown-up deeds, you might want to think twice about proceeding at that location. While keeping your illicit activities to the cover of nighttime does help to cloak them, it may not be enough. The last thing you want to do is offend or shock someone who happens to look your way.
Not to mention, giving yourself some level of privacy (such as a hedge or trees between you and the outside world) can help reduce your risk of being caught/charged by authorities (public lewdness is a Class A Misdemeanor in Texas)—no one wants that. Being on your own property makes this less likely, but if you live in close proximity to others, this is still a consideration you can’t afford not to make.
Rule #3: Don’t get caught
We can all agree that there’s a difference between steamy outdoor sex and creepy public sex—though there can be some overlap. Texas is one of the states with laws about sex in public areas, so unless being arrested for lewd conduct is on your sexual bucket list, it’s worth finding out what those laws are. And, of course, if you’re on someone else’s property, there could be consequences for trespassing.
Simply put: don’t end up in the wrong kind of handcuffs. Being arrested and/or having your intimate exchange end up on the internet for all to see are both potential outcomes here. Perhaps worse, you could be spotted by a child (and their angry parents). All in all, just…be smart about it. Lessen your risk level by avoiding high-traffic areas, and anywhere kids tend to hang out. You’re already getting the rush of doing something a little risqué and naughty, don’t push the boundaries so far that you’re being reckless, Icarus.
Pro tip: consider going commando and/or wearing clothes that make it easy to get your quickie on (and cover up quickly as needed), like a skirt you can lift up, or loose shorts you can push to the side.
Rule #4: Cleanliness is Next to Godliness
If you’re going to have sex outside, it’s important to take certain precautions to avoid infection and injury. Sex outdoors can be steamy and exciting, but it does create some additional risks that don’t exist elsewhere. Take, for instance, the beach-time romp—a popular go-to. Sure, it looks great on romcoms, but remember that getting sand everywhere (or dirt, gravel, hay – whatever your location of choice provides) does not make for comfortable sex. While this applies in some way to all outdoor areas, sand and dirt specifically happens to be the dwelling place of diverse bacteria, not to mention garbage, urine, cigarette butts, and any other number of icky things you don’t want getting into your body.
Not trying to kill the vibe, but the reality is that UTIs, bacterial vaginosis, and yeast infections are all potential outcomes of exposure to beach/park/forest detritus. Ew. To avoid this, bring a large blanket to help keep a barrier between you and the natural elements. And, because insects, jagged rocks, and poison ivy should by no means be a distraction from the throes of primal heat, consider setting up multiple blankets, towels and/or yoga mats, as well as packing a spare sheet to duck under should an unexpected night-stroller appear.
Better yet, erecting a tent will keep out both bacteria-infested debris and prying eyes. In other words, consider the possibilities of having sex while camping. Add a campfire to the equation for extra enchantment – followed up promptly by some post-coitus s’mores. YUM.
Should you be in close proximity to a pool, or a natural body of water, you might consider water sex (it affords you extra privacy, after all) but since there’s no way of knowing if the water is going to be clean, or if it has parasites, find out as much as you can about the quality of the water beforehand, and take precautions. Be sure to also bring lube, as water tends to directly counteract natural lubrication.
Rule #5: Bring More Than Just Your Enthusiasm
Planning ahead for outdoor sex means coming prepared! This means carrying anything you may need to make the experience feel safe, comfy and pleasurable. You might bring condoms, lube, sex toys, bug spray, drinking water, and snacks—to name a few.
You might also bring along a few body and vulva-friendly wipes to clean off dirt or sand from those intimate nooks and crannies, and a first aid kit, just in case you get cut on a branch, a rock, or a discarded bottle. Basically, treat it like the adventure it is—and pack accordingly!
Bottom line: while outdoor sex can be truly exhilarating, always remember that it requires a willingness to plan ahead, and a partner reliable enough to be on the same page as you—just in case you need to think fast!
Now, take these tips and get out there for some fun, safe, naughty adventures in the Great Outdoors!